I hate braggarts. Seriously. And for those whom doesn't know, a braggart and I, it seems like we cannot be placed under one roof at a same breathing space. It's kind of a "either me or him" thingy. Literally.
Worst if he's a middle aged man whom thinks he's oh all mighty and that the younger ones should always listen to him. Especially girls. Especially girls who dares to speak up. Specifically, me.
EVEN worst when the fella tries to be brilliant all over yet not use his brain when he speaks.
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Here's some example:
- When people mentioned she wants to get a house, he says he stayed in landed property before so he's fully aware and experience in property.
Keywords: Landed property. He's boasting about his wealth.
- When it's a all girl's discussion about marriage, he stepped in and interrupts with his "i know women very well and you all are like this this this, that that that".
Note: We are women ourselves, what makes you think we know ourselves lesser than you do? Like, do you come menses every month? If you do, then you are free to join the discussion.
- When talking about software, he says he had his own business dealing with software before.
- When people claim they got no interest to listen to his jokes, he forced people to listen by reading it out to them.
- When we girls talk about gay, he interrupts like he's a gay expert.
- When talked about the Man Han Banquet, he say he ate before. A mini one.
Nahbey, Man Han Quan Xi is Man Han Quan Xi lor, where got mini, medium, large one? Man Han Banquet takes fucking 3 days to complete the hundreds over courses lor! What is mini??!
People MacDonalds also only have upsize, where got banquet "downsize" one you tell me, you tell me, you tell me????!
- When people order goods, he exclaimed EXPENSIVE. But when asked what is the market price, he have no shit idea.
If you dunno about the product and it's market price, then what gives you the right to criticise the product expensive? Want to hao lian also must use brain mah!
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You smart, you brag I got nothing to say. But you hao lian yet you talk so stupidly with so many loopholes, kum gong right!?!?
Below are some of the encounters he had with yours truly. Ultimately, the conversation didn't turn out well given my short yet explosive temper.
Note: I didn't want to talk to him. I was happily ignoring him with my very polished i-cant-be-bothered-with-you skill but fella simply cannot keep his fantastically loud hailer voiced chatterbox mouth SHUT.
- When talking about high blood pressure and I described how it is hereditary from my parents, he claims that my parents HBP is not real.
Him: "It's not hereditary. There's actually no such thing call hereditary"
Me: "Cannot be. You go freaking do research and see if it can be hereditary or not lor."
Him: "It's not hereditary, it because of the food your parents eat."
Wah lao, I ish vomit blood.
Me: "Yalah!!? It's because of the food they eat, the salt/sugar contents in their blood is high, they give birth to babies, the babies' blood flow is the same as parents so it's heritaged lah! The word heritage is referring to whatever illness the ancestor had and the blood flows on to the decendant so the decendent will have chances of getting it lah!"
- When I claimed that my mum has got HBP medicines, he says the doctor might have given her the wrong medicine. She needs no medicine.
What the fuck? Now you telling me even doctors cannot be trusted lah? See doctors no use, come consult you, YOU this bloody dua pao xian iszit?
Me: "Wah, lidat next time cannot go see doctor liao. All cheat people one. Their prescribed medicine also wrong one. Next time I go visit doctor I must tell them my colleague tell me that doctor's medicine all wrong one."
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Me mumbling to the rest I'm feeling cold because of the blasting air con. Again, I was minding my own business.
Yet he... he... ... he has to end his day by stepping on lao niang's beautiful tamed tail.
Him: "Your side cold meh??? Cannot be, my side not cold leh."
Fyi, he's not sitting near to me.
Me: "I'm sitting here, I say it's cold means it's cold."
Him: "Sure not... The air con (points my direction) blow this side, so it can't be cold mah."
Me: "You siao iszit? Your finger already pointing my direction, you know air con blowing my side, HOW CAN I NOT BE COLD?"
Him: *cricket cricket cricket*
Him: "Cannot be, now air con only blowing one side (common office air con units blows 4 sides), so the wind will be smaller and lesser cold air mah."
Me: "HELLO UNCLE! NOW THAT THE OTHER 3 SIDES KENNA BLOCK, THE AIR CON ALL LEAKING TOWARDS MY DIRECTION LOR! MEANING IT'S LIKE I GOT 4 AIR CONS BLOWING ME CAN!?!?!? WAH PIANG NOW IS I SIT HERE LEH, NOT YOU! OF COURSE YOU NOT FEELING COLD LAH!"
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Day to day, I'm facing this bloody see hao lian who appears to portray himself as the very experienced one and I'm telling you, this guy is far worst than self-centered or egoistic. Common phrases from him:
"No... you are wrong... No... you cannot say lidat"
"Cannot be... I used to be this this this before, so I know the pros and cons..."
"No I tell you... you cannot lidat....."
"You know what or not? The correct answer is this this this and not what you said...."
Chao turban.
I bet if we were to talk about Mas Selemat, that braggart will say he is a member of Al Qaeda and good friends with Osama. =_="'
Anyways, can see no one's talking to him. Poor thing also, he even tries very hard to start a topic with a sharpener. That's how lonely he can get. And how serious our community is avoiding him.
