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○Chio-ness redefined. Hahaha.○
Sunday, October 19, 2008


Now before you read on, please pardon my vulgarities henceforth and allow me to be the utmost ill-mannered ah lian for the next 15 minutes or so because I was half laughing and half swearing when I did the photographs. I had to release my anger.


*Alignment's off due to the uploading of these pictures I think. But can't find a way to solve it and I simply can't be bothered to do the rest. So scram if you find the alignment an eyesore*



Knnb chao cheeee bye!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!! I fucking brave lar!! For 1, I'm fucking brave I lived on earth for so long. 2, I'm brave for doing this. LOL. CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB CCB.

*clears throat* This has got to be the funniest and most reputation chio tarnishing, horrifying, fugliest, painstaking, once in a lifetime entry I have ever done in my blogginghood. Ever.

Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever!

Now I know danny jr. loves me for my heart. My REAL virtue. Nothing else.

Note: sweets, if you realised your face has been cropped off, I did it so that the focus remains on me and not distracted. This entry valids only if the attention's pinned on me me and noone else but me. It's at the expense of my miseries ok!








































Lo and behold, the metamorphosis of yours truly.






















































































Jan 07


WAH PIANG!!!!!
I was supposingly skinnier back then can?!
Face round like 波罗包 I is no eye see.
Speaking of eyes, what's wrong with that pair of blardy eyes ah!!!?


Feb07


This one still ok. Albeit with the roller coaster set of teeth.
Try spotting my nose-stud.









(can't find any photos from March to May)


Jun07



Face swollen like fuck!
No wonder I grew a liking for Shrek.
We must've been family.


July07


Braces up.
CHECK OUT THOSE SINISTER PEBBLES LOOKALIKE TEETH
(and mind you, damn tainted).
See liao I fire up.


Aug07


AH AH AH! The fugliest picture of all! Looks like a living replica "ya cha shu" from "Huang Fei Hong".
Sibeh 卖菜 auntie can?!?!
*on the verge of breaking down when I see this picture*


Sept07



E.P.I.C F.A.I.L. x 369,758,125


Oct07



EPIC FAIL x 999,999,999
Plus, I came to a conclusion where first 3 months of braces are the fugliest.


Nov07


Slightly better. But still very "gum"my


Dec07



Much better. I'm simmering.
So are my set of overwhelming teeth.


Jan08


Oooh I lurve those short hair.


Feb08



This one also quite cmi I think.
Face swollen like anything.


Mar08


Not gonna hiam this one.


May08




Jun08


Honestly? I adore this picture to death.


July08




Aug08



Sept08




Oct08







I ish have no idea how I used to do sales. Set of teeth can kill I tell you. And it's a blessing kids see me they don't cry. Cuz I see meself I feel like crying already.




卖菜阿婶~~
Si bah geh~~~


P.S. I want a nose job!!!!!

Bye for now.
|Lady| 3:50 PM